Who you callin' a chump?

A donkey and a crocodile

Sloth

I was sitting on the couch, doodling away in my sketchbook, when I noticed that the 11:00 news had switched over to sports talk, and I started imagining this specimen of a sluggish man...angry about a recent trade, dribbling beer and nacho cheese all over himself.

Seated

I couldn't decide which way to go with the color.
You decide.